Which terrible car would you choose?

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04/17/2015 at 11:30 • Filed to: None

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Here's the scenario: you have to choose one of the cars below. It would be your only car for two years. It would be brand new with warranty. All are AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION ONLY, and only 2WD.

1. Mitsubishi Mirage

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2. Honda CR-V

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3. Toyota Venza

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4. Jeep Compass

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5. Fiat 500L

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6. Nissan Versa sedan

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Since I actually like the Mirage I'm going to force myself to pick one of the others. Even with the warranty I'd hesitate on the 500l, because who wants to be taking it constantly to the shop to be fixed? I think I'd reluctantly have to take the Compass.


DISCUSSION (33)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:33

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I'd probably 'ave the 'Onda.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:34

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Either the Venza or the CRV, because they are more reliable and available with a sunroof.


Kinja'd!!! Forgetful > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:35

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Venza. Most practical. Beige camouflage blends in.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:36

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Venza.

Was on the purchase list before we bought the Edge.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:36

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Venza.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:36

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I like the 500 because it's the most unique of the bunch. I'd also make sure the dealer I'm getting it from covers loaners. Though I could probably work something out for a loaner with the dealership I work at, since no car = no work.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:37

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public transit


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:39

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Probably the Toyota. I secretly want to be beige to see what it's like.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:39

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It probably comes down to the CRV and Venza for me.

The Mirage just isn't a very good car.

The Fiat is ugly as sin.

The Compass is rather blah to me.

The Versa would have Nissan's CVT which is AWFUL.

That leaves the Venza and CRV. Personal preference for Hondas over Toyotas dictates I choose the CRV.


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:44

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Going with the Venza. Looked at the Fiat 500 but I saw one of these sitting next to the regular model and boy, is it bloated.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:45

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Venza. I've always found the shape pleasing.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:47

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Is death an option? If not, the Venza Limited because they're pretty nice.


Kinja'd!!! blackchair > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:47

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I would pick the Fiat. It's different.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:50

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Kinja'd!!! Hans Kuiper > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:54

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Toyota Venza, If im going that route at least I'll make the most of it, The venza seems comfy enough, reliable as a Toyota and well, to me its better looking than the CRV.

Mirage and Versa are good cars, but damn do they look cheap.

PLease, stay away from that jeep, its like buying an iPhone 3g right now.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:54

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The roommate picked the CR-V.

I picked the Mirage, because I hate myself.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:55

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Venza, no doubt.

Not everything is a racecar. Camry based so you can plan your next scheduled maintenance around 2025.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 11:55

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Mirage. It's the only one that's honest.


Kinja'd!!! Steve Zissou > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 12:29

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Venza. Looks nice enough, would be comfortable, tied for most practical/functional with the CRV. Compass and 500L too objectionable. Versa sedan too sedany. Mirage too small to put lots of stuff in.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick George > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 12:34

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I guess the CRV? It's boring, but it's certainly not a bad car...


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > blackchair
04/17/2015 at 12:41

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I drove one with the automatic, and it made me want to kill it with fire.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 12:44

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wait a minute! The crv has an optional tent attachment.

Game. Set. Match.


Kinja'd!!! 6speedmanual > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 12:46

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Venza. While it's a bit boring, and a bit terrible, and not a strong seller, it's the nicest of the bunch. That or the CR-V.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 12:53

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mirage, easy. I like a small car.

does it haev to be barney purple?


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 12:55

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CRV, my father has one and it's not that terrible


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 14:26

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One fully-loaded tall Avalon Venza, please!


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 15:18

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ANYTHING BUT THE NISSAN VERSA!!!!!!!!! Are modifications allowed as long as the car remains 2WD and auto? I am sure the 500L could take an abarth engine so at least it would sound cool. Maybe convert the CRV to RWD (still would be 2wd) and turbo the shit out of it. Maybe an LS swap... Warranty be damned!


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 15:19

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I’m going with the Venza, hoping to get the hybrid model.

A few years back I was sitting at a red light at MLK and 5th Ave. N. in St. Petersburg, Florida, when I saw one of those coming at me in my lane, head-on, at maybe 60-70 MPH. I thought he was going to hit me but at the light he made an up-on-two-wheels right turn through the red, a lot faster than you’d think a big tall car like that could do, and he floored it and took off to the West, and a couple seconds later a pair of police cars, flashing and howling, chased after him. It was pretty impressive, like something on teevee!


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 19:48

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Fiat 500L.


Kinja'd!!! Dunnik > fhrblig
04/17/2015 at 20:13

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Haha@this list. What is your prefered method of torture?

Luckily there’s an out in this list of crap: the Venza. It’s actually not too bad, for what it is. Very comfortable highway cruiser, good power from the six, well equipped.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Dunnik
04/17/2015 at 20:28

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I actually like the Mirage, so I forced myself to take the Compass.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > fhrblig
04/18/2015 at 03:46

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a bicycle


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > fhrblig
04/24/2015 at 17:27

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This is like the modern day dodge aeries K wagon.